2 Firemen

Two firemen are butt-fucking out back of a burning building.
Escort
The Fire Chief happens by and screams “What the Escort Bayan hell is going on here?”

The first fireman Bayan Escort says “Sir! This man is suffering from smoke inhalation!”

So the Chief says “Well, why don’t you give him mouth to mouth resuscitation?”

The fireman says “I did! How the hell do you think this shit got started?”