The XXX Olympiad

The XXX OlympiadThe XXX Olympiad”And welcome to Day Two of the round-up show of the Olympiad here inLondon,” a smart suited gentleman said to the camera in a clear voice with a cheesy smirk. “And what a programme we have lined up for you today. It’s been thrills, excitement and plenty of action.”His co-host, a beautiful young lady with bouncing brunette hair and aninfectious smile nodded. “There’s some great events coming up,” she agreed and the host leant back on the red sofa. “First a look at the medal table.” A screen popped up next to the autocueand he turned to his co-host. “So Brittany. Did after the events yesterday – the handjob and oil wrestling – did you expect to see the European teams do so well?”The girl – dressed in a skimpy bright bikini gave a cheesy smile to herhost. “Of course. You see on the oil wrestling that it’s dominated by theEuropean countries and to have the Canadian team disqualified for use ofsoap, it was always going to be tough.” The screen cut to a video of twogirls fighting in a giant paddling pool of transparent goo and she coughed.”You see here, a local fighter, Chrissy Olumbo really going for it againstthe gold medallist in the final – Anna Nordstrom – look at theconcentration on her face.””And look at those titties,” the presenter told her and Brittany giggled.”Of course. Those shining beauties are sure to be a distraction and that’s what the crowd in East London have come to see and expect. And if you look here, yes, it’s where she loses her bottoms. And the crowd loved that.””Is that Gold pubes?””Absolutely. A lovely touch from the Scandinavian competitor to dye herhair down there and the crowd here. They just loved it. It set them off.””I can see why.” The presenter adjusted his trousers and rubbed his hands. “So that’s Day One and with the European countries winning 26 of the 30medals up for grabs, there’s plenty of work for the rest of the world tocatch up. First up today is the synchronised doubles blow job final. It’sUSA versus Russia. Who’s your money on?””Well I would have to say that both of these teams have performed nearflawlessly in the heats on day one and we always expected it to be closebut it was two hundredths of a point separating them after the heats,bookies couldn’t call this one. And there’s some beautiful girls in thefinal.””And of course from this year, it’s all about the costumes too …””Some of the costumes have been brilliant and there’s points there forthat. The Dutch team had vibrating dildos in their outfits that just reallycaught the imagination with the judges. Unlucky not to go through withthat but they needed to work on their technique – all slobber nodirection.”The screen cut to a packed arena and two teams walking onto the mat. Eachteam considered of four people – two male and two female – all with largedressing gowns on. The Russian team were pointed to the right hand side of the mat and the American team to the left. The judges on the end nodded and the lead judge – a slightly ageinggentleman addressed the two teams. “And just going through the rules,” the voiceover said. “And watch out for the young Dmitri on the Russian team.He’s come in a bit last minute and he doesn’t have quite the control in theheat. Could cost the Russians if he does that again.””Absolutely. But the Russians are more adventurous, it’ll be close.”The talking stopped and a piece of classical music started. The teams had afew seconds to get in position and all eight members of their teamsquickly discarded their outfits; the men hairless and naked and withprominent erections, and the girls dressed provocatively.The American team had tight blue leotards on with holes for their pendulousbreasts, that extended into leggings and a white bushy tail what waved as they moved. They both smiled at the camera as they sank to the mats andgave each other a full-on snog. “Ahh that’s nice to see,” the voiceovercrowed. “And look at those outfits. They’ll get marked for style. Judgeslove to see creativity and imagination.”The Russians were going for a different “look” – black leather harnesses,attached to which were two dildos that went inside their women – both ofwhom had short black hair and tattoos. “And that’s sexy … I can’t choose,” the presenter muttered.”I’d have all four of ’em,” Brittany boasted. The classical musicintroduction stopped and a flute took over. Both couples moved in to their partner, taking the cocks in their mouth.The American girls openly swirled their tongues in unison and at the samespeed, causing the cocks to bob slightly in time to the music. As the flutesolo was joined by other instruments they impaled themselves at the samespeed and to the same depth causing comments from the commentators.”And look at that precum and sheen already. These girls have been escort bayan intraining!””I know the director of Sex USA said he tried 400 girls personally untilthey picked these two – Chantelle Harris and Divina Drake. And they havebeen practising every day for the last three years. Pure dedication. Andall their efforts have come to this.”The camera cut to the Russian team who were devouring their cocks withpassion and lust, frantically suckling their team-mates manhoods in perfectsync. “They look sexy,” she cried and the music moved onto a crashingsolo.”Preparing for the finish,” the male presenter announced as the Americangirls shook their rears in tune to the music and their bobbing heads. Thefaces of the men were a mixture of concentration and enjoyment. “They’re incontrol.” The same was not said for Dimiti whose face was almost panic.”She needs to be careful with him.””Keep the stroke rate up but not put so much pressure on,” the girl toldher host. “When I did this in 2008 there are tricks. It’s all aboutfinishing right and looking good, what goes on in her mouth, the girl needsto be so attuned to the guy she’s blowing. One wrong move and he’s gonnablow when she doesn’t want it.”They watched as the music built up to the climax; it was approached and allfour girls were giving head in perfect synchronisation with theirteammates. The music crashed and all four men came, pumping semen instrings across their colleagues’ faces. The Russian girls also orgasmedfrom the vibrating dildos in them, their sound echoing in the hall thaterupted into a sea of cheers and shouts.”Wow, let’s have a look at that replay. And you can see,” the girl cried.”Both men coming at exactly the same time for America. Now that’s techniquefrom the American girls. That’s … even getting the same cum stains across their faces, up the nose and into the hair. Perfection. Now the Russian …ah Dimitri he’s half-second ahead. This is going to be close on the scores.The Russian girls might have done enough here.”The camera cut back to the mat and the two teams were busy cleaningthemselves up with wet wipes and tissues. They waited and the two American girls kissed each other again. “Close. Very close.”The board flashed up and the cheer turned into a deafening roar. “It’s atie. Six point nine two. What the Russians did in outfits and passion, the Americans made up in synchronisation and technique. It’s a tie for thegold.””Wow! We haven’t seen that before.””No. And it just shows there’s more than one way to suck a cock.”The camera cut back to the reclining studio host. “A word about these gamesthen,” the presenter asked. “Is London a good place for them. I mean we’veseen all the stories of British prudishness over the years. Was that afactor to bring the games here?””Maybe. It’s certainly not come out this week, the opening ceremony wasexcellent with 204 spurting dildos pointing to the sky but really, it’sabout building a legacy and the spectators here, they’ll love it. They’llbe doing dogging and swinging all over the Isles before these games areout. And that’s what we want to see. Teenagers, young people and marriedcouples, getting out there and getting their end away everywhere. Inpublic, at home, at college, at work, everywhere. Facilities shouldn’t bean issue any more.” The director frantically waved his hands and looked at Brittany to continue; the feed from the next venue wasn’t ready and shecoughed. “Of course there’s been some controversy. The shooting eventsthat’s been cancelled. I mean, it’s disappointing – who doesn’t likereligious bigots being gunned down but gun laws are strict here. The games are off to South America next so that’ll be back. Obviously, certain teams have expressed anger at the minimum age of 16 but you have to take the age of consent of the host country.””And that’s really disappointed a few countries, hasn’t it?””Especially France. Young Carla Austoir, champion in the speed trials atthe World Championships in Paris this year. Their big hope and a worldrecord two minutes twelve seconds for four guys in the final up againstGerman opposition. Those German guys were built of stone and she wentthrough them in a world-record time. But she turns sixteen on the day ofthe closing ceremony. And you get that every year and we can’t just look atLondon for that. Of course in Rio in 2016, it’ll be f******n but then thatcould upset Argentina and Mexico. We think sixteen isn’t a bad age forthese competitions and hey, the facilities are great here, the crowd havebeen up for it and it’s such a fitting place. Just down the road from anarea full of debauchery and sex, the crowd are lovin’ it.””Indeed,” the host crowed. “Jack the Ripper walked the streets of EastLondon.””That he did,” she told him and the director gestured tuzla genç escort with his hands tomove onto the next sport. “This is the home clothed speed trial. Now for Great Britain we have ayoung lad called Eric Marsden and his partner Theresa Watson. About themBrittany?””Yes, every games brings up fairytale stories and none more so than this.Eric’s a third year Engineering student up in Norwich and he was set up on a blind date by his friends to cure him of his virginity with the localgirl Theresa Watson. And she started dancing with him at the club and hecame in his trousers.””Severe form of premature ejaculation,” the presenter muttered.”Awful, but she was hoping to get into the games and her blowjob skillsjust didn’t make the cut but with Eric they’ve been trailblazing throughthis competition.””Quite. Still no girlfriend for him though,” he replied.”Course not. But he could win his country the gold medal here. And he’sbound to get some pussy with that.” The stage was set and the crowd in the small intimate arena shouted. A curly-haired young man entered the stagedressed in the dressing gown looking nervous alongside a tall blonde girl. They waited until they were on the mat and looked at the judges.”Interesting technique here. She doesn’t disrobe until the buzzer goes.””No. We had that problem two months ago in the Euros when he came justbefore the buzzer started. That Theresa looked so sexy and they gotdisqualified.””Indeed. Play it safe.”The buzzer reverberated around the hall and Theresa threw off her gown and parted that of her partner. He was dressed in a lycra bodysuit and she ran her hands down his pecker and kissed him. His face contorted and squeezedhis thighs together. “This is good. This is very good,” the commentatorcried and Theresa pushed her naked body against him. He shuddered andTheresa fell back. “Sixteen seconds. We have history in the making here.That’s great.” The blue lycra had an ominous wet patch and Theresa held up her partners hand. “And it just shows there is an event for everyone,” the commentator cried. “And that got Team GB the Gold, he’s gonna get laidtonight.””Maybe,” Brittany replied. “If he can control himself.””Now over to the highlights from yesterday and there is some disappointing news for Team Austria. What’s up Brittany?””Well this is the home cunnilingus final and it’s Austria versus Italy. Thelady there, is Rita Schwengler and her partner is Marcus – a s*******nyear old from Vienna. Now, obviously he’s got to make his team-mate orgasm in the quickest time.” Four booths opened on the screen and four nakedpeople stepped out. “Keep ’em in isolation for an hour ‘forehand. Andshackled. There’s no warming up in this event.”The two couples walked to a giant bed and the two girls lay down next toeach other, opening their legs to delight the crowd which whooped indelight. The buzzer sounded and the two naked men jumped onto the beds, andpushed their faces into the crotch of their partner, pushing their handsout “as per the rules.”The faces of the women on the bed screwed up as their male partners eagerlylapped at their cunts, the slurping and mewing barely audible in the hall but picked up with the bedside microphones over the din of the crowd.”She’s going, the young Italian girl. Her guy has found her clit big timeand she’s going but look at Rita. Suddenly, she cries out, her hands shake and her body … that looks a powerful one.””Really?” The male presenter asked”Yeah, but look at the wetness on the Italian’s face – he looks like hisbeen swimming, but little on the Marcus’s. So that caused some concern,’specially as Rita is a gusher so they sent Rita Schwelenger for a bloodtest.” “Oh?””Yeah. No endorphins in the blood stream. It was a fake orgasm.””And we don’t like to see cheating like that.””No we do not. But they’ve taken action. They’ve disqualified them and Ritais spending the rest of the week at the Olympic Park Brothel.””There’s always one isn’t there.””Yes there is. In 2008 we found Viagra in the the Greek team, we don’t likecheating but it’s been dealt with.””So onto, our next event. Talk us through this one.””This is a new event and it’s a time trial. It’s called the Warwick Blowjob’cause that’s that University where the game came from. Two teams – eachwith six girls and four guys line up. The girls have to get all four of theopponents off in the quickest time. And the two girls not on her kneeswill be doing a show to entice their opponents to cum. Sounds complicated?””But the guys could close their eyes?””Of course they do. It’s for the crowd really that bit. But it works nicelyand it’s a popular addition and we have a packed arena here. Look atthat.” A section of the crowd all had people between their legs receivingoral sex – all combinations tuzla kendi evi olan escort of straight and gay. The givers of the oral sexall came up from the laps in a long line, only to go back down again.”It’s a Mexican Wave. Now that is cool. And the Brits are favourites here.”The eight naked men, eight naked women and four very sluttily dressed womenall walked onto the canvas and the British men lined up on the right. The French girls – all in their late teens walked over to them, kissing eachother and being openly lewd. “All part of the game plan,” the commentatortold the audience. “And the French are very good at this.””They are in indeed,” came the response as the two French dancers tooktheir place behind the now-kneeling French girls. “And they are blowing onto the cocks, just in front of them. They can’ttouch them but – and look at the British. She’s holding her fingers out in front of his nose – you know where they have been. They’ve studied hisweaknesses, we know that worked for the Latvian girl in the heats. And …”There was an eruption of laughter as one of the British dancers ripped off her shorts to show a big patch of fake pubic hair. “They are going for the French guys. They know what they like!”The referee blew his whistle and the eight pairs of female lips eagerlywrapped themselves around the foreign cocks in front of them. “This’ll betough,” the commentators announced as the French “dancers” took out dildos from their costumes and gave a rendition of the Vagina Monologues in front of the British four. The British “dancers” were no less-explicit but adopted a 69-position that drew the attention of more than one French man. They were desperate and thesounds of sucking and stroking filled the hall.”He’s gone,” the commentator cried and there was a close up of the British girl with semen on her face. “Lizzie Pollitt. What a slut that girl is. Imet her in the bar last night in the Olympic Park and she was doing somelast minute practice on a stag do here for the games. Ahh her technique is … and another one.””We know the British girls are excellent cocksuckers but would you seethat. Her lips were a blur. And she’s smiling through the cum.””And one of the French girls has done it too.” The camera zoomed in on as*******n year old covered in semen and a panting British guy leaning back against the wall. The French “dancers” were crying out in fake orgasm when the commentator screamed. “Ahh and two more British guys have gone. ThoseFrench girls know what they are doing.””And Phillippe – the world record holders gone for France. It’s nineteenyear old Ryan from Stockport against 21 year old Frank from Nice. This willbe close. Look at the concentration on Ryan’s face. And that’s wonderfulto see. He’s trying to pace himself.”The British girls, plastered with semen came up behind their colleague and started playing with her to entice her to go faster and more lustfully,while the British “dancers” played with themselves in front of the nose of the French guy. He was crumbling, sweat dripped down his body and he cried out. “He’s going. He’s going.””Don’t write off the French yet. She’s really sucking on his cock. Ryan is holding out though, look at that breathing control.” There was a shudderand the British girl jumped up as he pumped semen into her mouth. “Gold forBritain.””Now that’s a masterclass in cocksucking, right there.” The screen changed to an interviewer on the mat, rushing over to the British team. One of the British girls had taken the place of the French girl and Ryan had a look ofpleasure about him.”You OK?” She asked Ryan and he nodded.”One minute,” he panted. The camera watched as the youngest British girl – Lizzie Pollitt – expertly sucked Ryan as the crowd cheered and whistled. “That’s good. That’s team bonding. A victory blowjob,” Brittany cried asRyan added a load of British sperm to a face covered in French.”Ryan, great result for Team GB,” she asked as Ryan came down from hisorgasm.”Excellent,” the young man cried. “Excellent. I mean we’ve put so muchpractice in. And as the little Frenchie, she was so good at it, but as she went down, she got skills, it was going to tough. Hard. But we came throughit.””How did you resist her?””Ahh well it was Ann Widdecombe on a cold day.” He laughed and the youngfemale presenter giggled with him. “It’s hard but we did it as a team.””And a word about Michael. We heard some rumours in the semi final?”Ryan laughed. “Yeah, well he’s a bit hardcore and he smothered his cock in mustard. Said it stung like hell but the Danish girl couldn’t stand it and that’s why we are here.””And that’s been disallowed now?””Yeah, they’ve changed the rules,” the winner moaned. “Pity as it was agood tactic but it’s gone and we’re back to doing what we’ve always done.”The camera cut back to the studio and Britanny – now inexplicitly naked -giggled. “It’s hot in here.””It is,” the host told her. “And I might be joining you.””Now, big medal hope now for Team USA in the Watersports but first, we are off to the Beach Volleyball …”